Getting with the times
I finally got around to hanging up my Christmas-present action figures. You go ahead and mock me. Just go ahead. But you will mock no more when I tell you that in addition to Sam, Jack, and Daniel from Stargate, I got a Dexter action figure, complete with blood slide and forensics laminate. You can come and fawn over it if you like.
I’m a minor nerd sci-fi show collector. From high school until halfway through college, I amassed an impressive collection of ST:TNG items. I had collected cards, action figures, games, a data mask, posters, communicator, uniform top, and tons of other stuff. When I went from my “nerd” to “semi-normal person” transformation (about the time I quit the goth bit) towards the tail end of college, I wound up stowing it all in an ugly-ass 90s style green and blue trunk with pink handles.
I believe it’s time to move on to the next stage of my life. I’m going to make a Stargate trunk.
I will require a zat, Goa’uld hand device, and Jaffa staff weapon. Oh, not for the trunk. I’m going to make those things work and decimate my enemies. Who do you think I am?